Bedroom Eyes

Billed as a nifty little suspenser, this unfortunate work attains the level of quality--not to mentuon the feel--of a moderately well-made porn film. It actually would have been a pretty good porn film, with a little more sex added. There is an attractive woman in it, but that's about as far as it goes. The acting is lame, the writing is weak. After a good setup (peeping tom sees something he shouldn't) the film goes basically nowhere. The dialogue is poor, the attempts at humor negligible. Last but not least, the production values are at the level of, say, a moderately well-made porn film. But in the world of mainstream cinema, that doesn't cut it.